“Hey, ya see that bandit camp RIIIIGHT over there?~” The giant sheriff would say, snickering to himself all the while as he watched the members within the vicinity of the camp scrambling around and about like crazy, in some panicked attempt to get away from the place before anything could happen to them. A few were even frozen in place, either out of shock, horror, awe, or even a little bit of everything. Of course, the giant sheriff would simply chuckle and shake his head all the while, just mere moments before slowly turning himself around to have them face the rear end of the biggest law they’ve ever seen; each cheek of the rump was a monster in its own right, with their weight shaming even the biggest of aircraft carriers.
Despite their attempts to try and vacate from the area as fast as their little legs would allow them to, all of this would prove to be in vain as the sheriff let out a loud laugh seeing their puny attempts to escape from the clutches of the law, and with a good smack to one of his blubbery ass cheeks and a fell swoop, getting the perfect position to ensure the destruction of the base, he slowly began to sit himself down, bringing down that outright humongous ass that would spell nothing but utter doom to those who dared to try and break the law in his watch, and all those little bandits could do was watch, their fate already sealed as the rump eventually came crashing down…
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!~
…when the quake had came to a halt, and the dust had settled, all that was left of the area being the bandit camp was nothing more but an ass crater, it being quite deep considering how huge and heavy the twin mountains of the colossal jerboa’s ass was; an effective way to deal with even the mightiest of gangs and syndicates, although risky as he could unintentionally crush a non-bandit town if he wasn’t careful, though he was more than willing to reimburse the cost of rebuilding, always putting the people first before himself.
“Well not anymore! GAHAHAHA!~” He would begin laughing out loud, hoping that this incident would prove to be a lesson to any wannabe thieves and bandits who wanted to cause nothing but trouble in their wake, for as long as the long ass of the law was around, he would make sure to do everything he could to uphold the law, and most of all, protect the innocent!~
An old, but nice comm I got from Djermengandre! ( Userpage of Djermengandre -- Fur Affinity [dot] net )