A staggering number of extremely specific corporate holdings would be mysteriously replaced by paw prints overnight.
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Listen, let’s be real.
The answer for MOST of us, me included, would almost definitely be “masturbate.”
lmao
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Yeahhh… imagine the flood~
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Yeah, that totally wasn’t one of the first things I did when the clock struck midnight, noooooooo >v>
I don’t need to imagine it bc I’ve already caused a huge one 
