First thing you HAVE to do when you become a Macro

It’s a thing I always think about, “What would you do if you grew to a colossal size in person?” You can twist it to include becoming your fursona too, why not? There’s a ton of variables too so try to think about those as well >:3c

As MUCH as I love the horny and chaotic side, I’d really wanna be tame and just interact with the smaller folk. I wouldn’t be 100% nice but more of just a taunting guy that has the opportunity to do whatever he desires but doesn’t take it to the extreme. Maybe finally go visit friends overseas and do whatever. Though… things WILL be crushed, accidentally and maybe on purpose >w<

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I would mainly be a gentle giant, have fun strolling around some places with a heightened perspective. Maybe I’d hang out with friends I rarely see or just chill at macro size. I’m too sheepish irl to be anything more than sarcastic, but if I were my fursona? I’d definitely have my fun with the micros :3

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All depends on how big we’re talking here :eyes:

Honestly I would probably very much hate to be large if it didn’t come paired with the furry side. For me all the fantasies are very linked to a sort of furry prerequisite, I just don’t feel the same way outside of it.

But if that’s the case and we’re talking colossal like you said, like truly city crushing enormous, then I don’t think there’s much of a choice of what to do, your very existence just kind of threatens everyone else.

But assume we’re more in the 20-100 feet range, I would honestly be pretty gentle, just be my old self, just… bigger. Destruction is very fun in fantasy because you can start over each time, but in real life morals and the permanent consequence of your actions get in the way.

Always interesting to think about though. Maybe not even so much as a real genuine “what would I do if it was real” but more of a fun idea to apply more real world scenarios and consequences to your decisions.

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Totally true, morals get in the way a ton but if someone is pissing me off… sucks to be them~

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Imagine the tours you could give, easy profit! People would wanna ride around all day

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Yes! It’d probably be pretty easy to earn a consistent, decent salary since you fill a very specific niche no one else can lol.

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RUN.

Just, and only, RUN

To feel the wind rush around and off me, to watch the ground FLY away under my feet, to fling my arms wide and embrace the sky as I enter it, astride heaven and earth…to know the unbridled joy of bigness, and drink deep of the purest freedom it offers,

That would be the first thing.

Wade/swim in the ocean.

I’d probably only ever wanna be a macro irl if I could also be my sona tbh. Wouldn’t really wanna have everyone in my normie life know what I’m really like whenever I’m not at work or some shit. It also depends on whether or not we can reset things after a given time. If we’re going for a more realistic scenario where we can’t reverse any destruction or what have you, then I’d probably just chill with friends, go take up a lake or valley, or show myself off for anyone who’d be into that.

But if we don’t necessarily have lasting negative consequences for our actions? Oh buddy, I’d be an absolute fucking MENACE~ >:D

Likely would start stomping on whatever and thrashing about mindlessly, relishing every moment with the smuggest, most ravenous grin anyone could possibly imagine, being an uncontrollable hornball and humping anything I can get my hands on… rrrrrffffffffff! :smiling_face_with_horns:

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c r u s h t h e m a s s e s

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I’d stomp down to the Bay Area proper and say hi to some friends, and then I’d likely menace a few choice corporate HQs. Don’t even need to do anything other than be on the news and looking all GRRR at them. Then I’d hit the coast and become some good scenery.

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I’d prefer to become something of a walking monument. Everyone gathering from all around to come see me and track what I’m up to…in a fun way, not in a modern influencer way. Paparazzi will be crushed.

As will billionaires.

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Just think about those hefty “Thooms” with each passing step~… Awrf~!

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YES. You GOT to get that scale down pat. I’m a beautiful force of nature, approach with caution!

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How big would you exactly be? Now I’m curious >w>

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The Washington Monument’s scale is a minimum. It towers over the American countryside with more grace and dignity than anything figuratively does.

But the Colossus of Rhodes? Beautiful. Perfect. It would be quite hard to sign autographs at such a size, but oh well! Just hope my voice doesn’t turn people into jelly when I’m asked to sing

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Huuuuuge, I like it~

Me personally, I’d want it to where my feet take up entire roads at a time, and have tall buildings/skyscrapers come up to my torso, so I can loom over everything. There WILL be accidental crushing, I can’t control everything x3

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I’d want it to where my feet take up entire roads at a time, and have tall buildings/skyscrapers come up to my torso, so I can loom over everything

Godddddd, both of those sound AMAZING. I think my ideal size range would have to be between 500 and 2000 ft. Could maybe go as low as 300 or 200 ft if I wanted to see people’s faces better, but there’s ABSOLUTELY gonna be “accidental“ crushing no matter what size I’m at~ >:}c

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When you do get big irl morality will kick in.

Definitely be a gentle macro, and compare sizes. Showing off will give me a huge sense of confidence in myself. Feel more control. Might do safe rampage among trees in the New Forest. If Groundhog Day, destruction will feel great with no consequences.

Oh yeah totally. If this was a “hey, you are your fursona now, go nuts” I’d happily bounce around as a few stories tall but save full size for when I make a short walk to the coast and lounge across the shoreline.

I don’t want to come off as a threat despite the fact that I totally would be just by existing.

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