Rifter
February 23, 2026, 1:06am
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Hello!
My name is Rifter, I am a perfectly ordinary red fox and I have never destroyed any cities. I’m roughly half of all furries you have ever met. Others have accused me of being an eldritch parasite from beyond the veil of time and they are all inside of me now.
Here I am directing traffic on account of my being such a good citizen! (Art by Lydemox on Bsky)
Here I am standing triumphant upon the ashes of a ruined world that I didn’t ruin! (Art by ByoWT on FA)
And here I am directing traffic! Again! I love directing traffic! (Art by RoboMaximillion on Bsky)
I look forward to getting to know all of you in the normal way that living things often do! Thanks for reading!
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Volt
February 23, 2026, 1:42am
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Hehe, how wonderful it is to see an ordinary fox doing their part to take care of the community.
Welcome, and nice to meet you!
Rifter
February 23, 2026, 1:43am
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Aw, thanks! I try my best~
Aevs
February 23, 2026, 3:33am
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You’re so adept at directing traffic!! I can learn a thing or two from you, I always find myself scrambling about chasing buses and stuff, ook. uwu
Rifter
February 23, 2026, 3:47am
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Aw, thanks! It got a lot easier once I started assuming that everyone just needed directions to my paws. Like, where else is there to go?~
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Volt
February 23, 2026, 3:54am
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Hahahaha, truuuue! I mean, why even burden folks with having to make the decision where to go, especially when you can just take the destination (paws) to them.
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Rifter
February 23, 2026, 4:05am
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Exactly!
Anyway, pay no attention to the sound of creaking metal coming from between my toes.
It’s just a thing that happens.
Hai :3
I too love to…direct traffic…with my hooves. Once half the city is turned into a hoofprint, they all kinda have to go around it, after all :3
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Sounds like an ordinary fox, nothin to see here -w-
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I think sometime you’ll need an extra fox directing traffic, you know how stubborn drivers can be afterall
Rifter
February 23, 2026, 5:23am
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The more paws the merrier, I always say!
…Especially when they’re fox paws, but you didn’t hear that from me!
Well you need to invite me over then, I don’t think a puny city could handle two sets of fox paws~… Oh the fun already forming in my head~…
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